Лесли НильсенLt. Frank Drebin
Присцилла ПреслиJane Spencer
Джордж КеннедиEd Hocken
О. Джей СимпсонNordberg
Робер ГулеQuentin Hapsburg
Ричард ГриффитсDr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Жаклин БруксCommissioner Brumford
Anthony JamesHector Savage
Lloyd BochnerBaggett
Tim O'ConnorFenzwick
Питер Марк РичманDunwell
Ed WilliamsTed Olsen
John RoarkeGeorge Bush
Peter Van NordenJohn Sununu
Colleen FitzpatrickBlues Singer
Александр ФолкCrackhouse Cop
Jose Gonzales-GonzalesMariachi
Ларри МакКормикTV Reporter
Cliff BemisBarbecue Dad
William WoodsonTV Commercial Announcer
Мел ТормеMel Tormé
Жа Жа ГаборZsa Zsa Gabor
Bill Chemerka"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."
Кристофер Дж. Кин"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."
Ken Kerman"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."
Al Fann"It's 4 minutes too slow."
Странный Эл Янкович"You pigs...say your prayers."
Gina Mastrogiacomo"Is this some kind of bust?"
Jeff Wright"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
C. Lindsay Workman"Your coat, sir?"
Шарлотта Цукер"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Don Pugsley"He's wired!"
Мэнни Перри"Let's get him."
Raynor Scheine"You're on my groin."
John Fleck"If that's your attitude, forget it."
Сьюзен БреслауParty Guest
Jennifer KretchmerBarbecue Daughter
Ryan HarrisonBarbecue Boy
Дэвид ЦукерDavy Crockett
Robert K. WeissObstetrician
Robert LoCashFBI Agent
Wendy HoganLady in Waiting