Рики ДжервэйсDominic Badguy
Тай БурреллJean Pierre Napoleon
Тина ФейNadya
Стив УитмирKermit the Frog / Foo-Foo / Statler / Beaker / Lips / Rizzo the Rat / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice)
Eric JacobsonMiss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle (voice)
Дэйв ГольцThe Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf
Bill BarrettaPepe the King Prawn / Rowlf the Dog / Dr. Teeth / The Swedish Chef / Bobo the Bear / Big Mean Carl / Baby Boss / Carlo Flamingo / Leprechaun Security Guard (voice)
David RudmanScooter / Janice / Miss Poogy / Bobby Benson / Wayne (voice)
Matt VogelConstantine / Floyd Pepper / Sweetums / Pops / Robin / Lew Zealand / Crazy Harry / 80's Robot / Camilla / Uncle Deadly (voice)
Peter LinzWalter / Manolo Flamingo (voice)
Тони БеннеттTony Bennett
Хью БонневилльIrish Journalist
Том ХиддлстонThe Great Escapo
Росс ЛинчYoung Florist
Сальма ХайекSalma Hayek
Рэй ЛиоттаBig Papa
Дэнни ТрехоDanny Trejo
Стэнли ТуччиIvan the Guard
Джемейн КлементPrison King
Зак ГалифианакисHobo Joe
Том ХолландерTheater Manager
Тоби ДжонсPrado Museum Guard #2
Frank LangellaBeefeater Vicar
Джеймс МакЭвойUPS Guy
Хлоя Грейс МорецNewspaper Girl
Миранда РичардсонBerliner at Window
Сирша РонанBallet Dancer
Тиль ШвайгерGerman Cop
Рассел ТовиDelivery Man
Кристоф ВальцChristoph Waltz
Маккензи КрукPrado Museum Guard #1
Шон КомбсSean Combs
Роб КордриFirst AD
Леди ГагаSelf
Josh GrobanMaximum Security Prisoner
Aleksandar MikicOther Guard
Кеннет КолларBerliner #1
William BrandBerliner #2
АшерThe Usher
Louise GoldAnnie Sue / UK Muppet Performer (voice)
Mak WilsonUK Muppet Performer (voice)
Don AustenUK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Brian Michael JonesLA Muppet Performer (voice)
Céline DionPiggy Fairy Godmother
Lee Nicholas HarrisFruit & Vegetable Stall Holder
James MurrayLA Muppet Performer (voice)
Майк КуиннLA Muppet Performer (voice)
Дэйв ЧэпманUK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Декстер Флетчер(uncredited)
Питер СерафиновичGulag Guard (uncredited)
Джим ХенсонKermit The Frog (archival recordings) (uncredited)
Jerry NelsonAnnouncer (voice) (uncredited)
John ScottPrison Guard (Uncredited)
Faith ElizabethGerman Audience Member (uncredited)
Дебби РайанWedding Guest (uncredited)
Bridgit MendlerWedding Guest (uncredited)